Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

If the birthday card recipient loves a good joke, you can’t go wrong with funny happy birthday wishes. Send them the gift of laughter this birthday by adding any of these hilarious birthday quotes – they’ll be sure to crack a smile at your wisecracks, and you may even earn some full-belly laughter.

  1. The older I get, the more I realize that I am still a little younger than you! Happy birthday.
  2. Work hard. Play hard. Eat lots of cake. That’s a good motto for your birthday and for life.
  3. You are my kind of crazy and that is what life is really about! Happy birthday.
  4. Not giving in to temptation is one way to increase your relative happiness. Giving in to temptation is a way to immediately increase your happiness. Be happy. Happy birthday.
  5. A birthday means that you are a year older, but a birthday party means you get to act 10 years younger. Enjoy the party!
  6. Blood is thicker than water. Birthday cake is sweeter than either. Happy birthday!
  7. I want your birthday to be celebrated as a national holiday because then I’ll get a day off. Happy birthday.
  8. They say you lose your memory as you grow older. I say forget about the past and live life to the fullest today. Start with cake. Happy birthday.




  1. Some people get wiser with age. Some people get richer with age. But everybody gets older with age. So good luck on the other two, and happy birthday!
  2. A friend is someone who understands your past, believes in your future, and accepts you just the way you are – even if you are getting older. Thank you for being that friend, and happy birthday.
  3. I hope that your birthday is as much fun as you are, but that sets a very high standard.
  4. So many candles for such a small cake? Happy birthday.
  5. Being young is a privilege. Being attractive is a genetic gift. Being cool? That is all you. Happy birthday.
  6. I love you like I love cake at a birthday party. Don’t forget to invite me. Happy birthday.
  7. Life should be lived with a smile on your face and no one does a better job of putting one on my face than you. Happy birthday!
  8. One birthday will not make you old. Even a dozen will not make you old. Maybe you should have stopped counting there though. Happy birthday, again.
  9. You will never be as young again as you are today, so have fun. But be careful, because you have never been this old before. Happy birthday.
  10. Happy Birthday to an old lady who still knows how to party!
  11. Happy birthday, your good looks are living proof that Mother Nature sometimes wins the battle with Father Time.
  12. You are getting kind of old, but I still like you anyway.
  13. Siblings and birthdays are two things you will never get rid of or change. We both like to remind you at least once a year how old you are getting.
  14. Happy birthday to the only person I would rescue in the event of a zombie apocalypse.
  15. Celebrating your birthday is just like celebrating the birthday of a friend I didn’t get to choose.
  16. Happy birthday to my least annoying sibling!
  17. Remember how you used to try to help me blow out my candles? Now you need help blowing out your candles, because there are so many!
  18. Birthdays are like boogers. The more you have, the harder it is to breathe!
  19. Hope you get birthday presents in the dozens, my cousin.
  20.  You deserve the very best of everything – I guess that’s why I’m in your life.
  21.  Well done on this whole “staying alive” thing. Happy birthday!
  22. As we age, three things happen. The first thing is your memory goes, and I forget the other two.
  23.  The more candles on your cake, the bigger the cake – Happy birthday, friend!
  24.  Age is just a number, and your number is just really high.